Trailer Tuesday - Scary Movie 5

Last weekend at the theatre, we were treated to this trailer. I thought it was a joke. But no one was laughing and it turned out to be real.

Check out the trailer for Scary Movie 5 (yes, you read right: FIVE!):

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Let's start with the casting as I feel it's pretty obvious who is missing from this film. This is the first Scary Movie film to not feature Anna Faris and Regina Hall (Cindy and Brenda) who appeared in the first four films. That should be the first red flag for the production company and now audiences that this film is not going to be good. Though the series hasn't had a good installment since the second film, and even that one wasn't that good!

So let's take a look at who will be in the film: Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex will star as a married couple who started to experience strange activity when they bring their newborn baby home. And then the parodies begin. Other stars include: Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, Jerry O'Connell, and Jasmine Guy. All actors that used to be popular and this is the only film they can book nowadays. Then we have cameos from the bottom of the A-List barrel: Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Mike Tyson.

I'm not going to go too much further into this trailer because honestly, it's a waste of time.

If for some reason you are interested in learning more about this crapfest of a film, check out the wikipedia page here.