Monday, January 21, 2013

Gangster Squad or I Believe Ya But My Tommy Gun Don't!


Gangster Squad
Director:Ruben Fleischer
Starring: Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, and Sean Penn
New Release Review

January has been an interesting month for new film releases. January always tends to be a dry month for thought-provoking, mind-altering, laugh-out-loud films, and this year has been no different. Luckily, Christine and I had a few movies that were released in December to play catch up with. Gangster Squad is the first official new film of 2013 for Don't Sit Next To Us and we were pleasantly surprised with our thoughts on the "based on a true story" film.

Gangster Squad takes on the story of Mickey Cohen (played by hot-headed Penn), the true life Jewish gangster, who at one point in time, was poised to be the most powerful gangster in Los Angeles. The "Gangster Squad" was a secret police unit that took on the seemingly impossible task of destroying all of Cohen's criminal operations and ultimately Cohen himself. Sergeant John O'Mara (Brolin) leads a team of misfit cops on a unplanned and at most times disorganized, vigilante-type attack on Cohen's money laundering outfits around LA, hoping to restore law and order back to the City of Angels. O'Mara recruits fellow cops Jerry Wooters (Gosling),Coleman Harris (Anthony Mackie), Navidad Ramirez (Michael Pena), Conway Keeler (Giovanni Ribisi) and Max Kennard (Robert Patrick) and they begin calling themselves the "Gangster Squad".

The story seems one-sided, as the squad delivers significant blows to Cohen's operations but things aren't always as they seem. And this is Sean Penn we're talking about here! He doesn't just roll over and play dead! And it wouldn't be much of a "gangster" movie if there wasn't a fairly even battle between the good guys and the bad guys.

I have to admit - I really enjoyed this film. It was fun. It wasn't long - so it was easy to stay captivated even when the few minor lulls in the story popped up. There were funny moments, which surprised me. I didn't expect the film to be as flexible as it was. I expected it to try and be Public Enemies and we all know, we won't see another "gangster" movie that is as well done as that film was. Gangster Squad combined action, comedy, thriller, and era film genres to make one very likable movie.

It definitely helped that the cast was great. This movie would not have been as enjoyable as it was if the cast was sub-par. Nice to see some big names working together in this film. Brolin and Gosling had a decent chemistry, in a older brother-younger brother type way. Gosling's chemistry, however, lacked with Emma Stone (who played the love interest of both Gosling and Penn) even though their previous film together, Crazy, Stupid, Love demonstrated that they could have an extraordinary amount of chemistry, if the characters and storyline were more developed.

Penn was eerily too good in the role of mob boss Cohen. He plays the angry, tough guy role way too well. When he's yelling at people on screen, you feel like he's yelling at you, and I caught myself cowering in my seat several times. However, thanks to Community, all I could think of the entire film was this hilarious scene from season 3:


Final Verdict: See it. Take it for what it is: a fun, action packed, "gangster" movie. Great scenes, clothes, and sayings from the 40s. There were a few scenes that were too similar to other action films (Die Hard, The Matrix, even Scarface) and the "tommy" guns had me thinking of Home Alone 2 (hence the title of this review). But as a movie geek, finding similarities in films tends to happen a lot when watching any film.  Enough action and chuckles to keep the boys entertained. And for the ladies, do we really need an excuse to watch Gosling on the big screen?

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Trailer Tuesday - The Call

I struggled to pick a trailer to write about this week - I have seen quite a few new ones in the past few days; some bad, more good.

I stumbled upon this trailer while looking into our Winter/Spring movie list. It's for Halle Berry's upcoming film, The Call. Check out the trailer:

Well, my first thought while watching this trailer was, this is a mash-up of Cellular and Taken. But don't knock the decency of this film before watching the entire trailer. It could turn out to be a hit like the aforementioned films. But it can also be a flop. Only time will tell.

The Call stars Berry as an emergency operator who makes a fatal mistake when she calls a 911 caller back while she is being pursued. The perpetrator hears the phone ringing and finds his victim, killing her. Berry's character suffers from the realization that she played a hand in dooming this caller's fate. It's discovered that the perpetrator is a serial killer, kidnapping young girls and murdering them. Abigail Breslin plays the young girl that becomes this serial killer's net victim that Berry's character tries to save. And so the action begins and thrills and suspense builds as the characters try to save the young girl from being killed.

After watching the trailer it is obvious why I believe it is a mash-up of Cellular and Taken; the cell phone is used as the means for the two characters to communicate (like Cellular) and Berry's character takes it upon herself to rescue the victim (like Taken). It will be a miracle if they are able to maintain this simple plot line for the duration of the film, unless we are surprised with a few twists and turns. However, if the film can manage to be no longer than an hour and a half, it might be able to be successful like Taken.

I am happy to add this to the Winter/Spring movie list as it is the perfect action/thriller to get us through the dull and less than stellar movie months (post award season movies aren't always the greatest). I have a feeling I might enjoy this one as I have tended to like films of this nature in the past (When a Stranger Calls, Hostage, Phone Booth, etc.)

What do you think of Berry's upcoming film? Are you like me and enjoy straight to the point action/thriller films? 

Check out the film's Wikipedia page here for more information.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Dark Shadows or The First Tim Burton/Johnny Depp Film I Didn't Enjoy


Dark Shadows
Director: Tim Burton
Starring: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Eva Green
Box Office: $234,211,160 (Worldwide)
DVD Review

It took me a long time to see this film. Usually when a Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration is released, I am the first one there to see it. I love Burton's work; especially when he collaborates with Depp. Something magical happens when they put their two crazy, inventive, off-the-wall minds together. I'm not sure why I didn't see this film in theatre. It was only out for a few weeks (which is never a good sign for a film) and we had more pressing films that needed to be seen on our Summer Movie List.

I finally watched Dark Shadows last week, and I wasn't impressed with what I saw.Visually, it was everything you could ask for from Burton. Dark scenes contrasted with bright, vibrant colours and strong use of props made the entire film pleasing on the eyes. However, it couldn't mask the dryness and dullness of the story. It breaks my heart to say it, but this film was boring.

A young Barnabas Collins (Depp), along with his parents, sets sail from Liverpool, England to America to start a new life, however, the family is unable to escape a mysterious curse that has plagued their family for years. Twenty years go by and Barnabas is now a wealthy man with the entire town of Collinsport, Maine at his feet. He is the master of Collinwood Manor and a rich a powerful playboy until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green) who turns out to be a witch. Angelique curses Barnabas with a fate worst than death; she turns him into a vampire and buries him alive. In 1972, two hundred years later, Barnabas is freed from his tomb, learning the world is a very different place from what he remembered. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find it is in dire straits and the dysfunctional family that remains each have their own dark secrets to hide. Barnabas reveals his true self to Elizabeth (Pfeiffer) the matriarch of the family who allows him to stay as long as he never reveals her secret or the fact that he is a vampire to the rest of the family. Just as Barnabas is getting things turned around for the Collins family, Angelique returns to reek havoc on him and everyone he loves, including the young and innocent Victoria (Bella Heathcote), the Collins family's recently hired governess, who happens to be the reincarnation of Barnabas' past love, Josette.


The biggest flaw with this film was it failed to capture the same campy-ness that the TV show introduced to the world in 1966. The charm from the original story failed to translate to the big screen in this almost two hour film. Though there were some clever "culture shock" type jokes, the remainder of the comedic side of the film, fell flat. The drama was there, it just got lost in the camp. Individually, these genres would have worked. Unfortunately, when mixed together, it fizzled.

The acting as whole, was strong. It's rare to see Depp in a role where he doesn't shine, but this was definitely not his best. This film was another in a fairly long list of movies that revolve around whoever Depp's character may be. It works sometimes (Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Sleepy Hollow, etc.) but in this case it was too forced. Helena Bonham-Carter and Michelle Pfeiffer provided supporting characters that could keep up with Depp's crazy antics. And though newer actors Chloe Grace Moretz and Eva Green were decent, their characters were bland and fell through the cracks. Great to see some cameo type appearances from Christopher Lee (who is a frequent collaborator of Burton) and Alice Cooper were nice touches but couldn't save this sinking story.

Final Verdict: Skip it. A very dull story that will only capture your attention visually. Even Burton (and Burton/Depp) fans will not be happy with the outcome of this film. Though it will not deter me from looking forward to their next collaboration. If you are interested in a great Burton/Depp film, check out any one of their other past seven films they have done together:


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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Throwback Thursdays - Sixteen Candles

Welcome back to Throwback Thursdays!

I have been asked a few times lately what my favourite movie is. As I have stated before, I a huge fan of movies, so narrowing it down to a singular favourite is a little hard for me. But, ever since I was younger, I have always loved Dirty Dancing and Sixteen Candles. So in honour of this question being asked, this week's throwback review features the John Hughes teen classic, Sixteen Candles.


Sixteen Candles
Director: John Hughes
Starring: Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, and Michael Schoeffling
Released: 1984
Box Office Gross: $23,686,027 (USA)
Throwback Review


When people think of John Hughes, they generally remember his teen movies first. Mainly The Breakfast Club. However, before Judd Nelson was pumping his fist into the air to the closing theme of Simple Minds' Don't You (Forget About Me) and Molly Ringwald was identifying herself as a "princess", Hughes wrote and directed Sixteen Candles. Hughes' first official teen film starred Ringwald (in her first starring role) as Samantha Baker, a girl who struggles to get through the day on her 16th birthday and has to deal with the normal issues of teenage life.

To add to her struggles, Samantha's family has forgotten about her birthday because her older sister is getting married the next day. Even her visiting grandparents have forgotten this milestone birthday. She is also dealing with teenage issues that include being unpopular and infatuated with attractive senior, Jake Ryan. Her completed "sex quiz" note that was meant to be read by her friend, gets picked up by Jake. She panics as this note stated that she was saving herself for Jake. But the timing couldn't be more perfect as Jake is dealing with his own relationship issues with his popular and selfish girlfriend, Caroline.

Sub plots that truly endear the film and add to the comedic feel of the storyline are strategically placed throughout the central plot and interacts with it every so often. Long Duk Dong, a foreign exchange student who is living with one set of Sam's grandparents and is therefore staying at her house during the wedding. Sam is forced to take him along to the school's dance and Long Duk Dong quickly becomes a hit, earning the nickname "The Donger". Geeky freshman, referenced as Ted (or Farmer Ted as he is nicknamed), tries to win a bet with his friends that he will "bed" Sam, who he has a crush on. (Though he is referenced by these names in the film, his character is simply credited as "The Geek").

The film starts with Sam waking up on her 16th birthday and goes through her entire day. It spills over into the next day and her sister's wedding, but mainly takes place during the one day. The storyline is laid out fairly simply, despite the interweaving of the subplots that tends to make most films too confusing (or meta). In true John Hughes fashion, the film tackles real life problems in a unique and comedic way that makes them so appealing to the entire audience. He blends comedy and romance in a way that neither genre feels forced or cheesy. He had a keen eye for seeing what a film needed and adding all those elements to make a beautiful and classic film.

I fell in love with this film the first time I saw it. I laughed. I cried. I wanted to marry Jake Ryan. It is one of those films that I can watch over and over again and never get tired of it. 

Final Verdict: See it. Easily one of the best "coming of age" films that was ever made. One of Hughes' best creations, Sixteen Candles still warms my heart and makes me laugh. It gave us so many quotes and scenes that still resonate in today's pop culture. Remember this famous scene in the film?






Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Total Recall AKA Total Crap

Total Recall
Director: Len Wiseman
Starring: Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Biel
Box Office Gross: $58,877,969 (USA)
DVD Review

First off, I'd like to thank this film for giving the Don't Sit Next To Us team reason to bring back the art of changing movie titles, of films that are horrible, to have the word "crap" in them. Past films that earned this highly prestigious honour include (but are not limited to): Sky-crap (Skyline), Season of the Crap (Season of the Witch), The Social Crap (The Social Network) and who could forget, Ava-Crap (Avatar). Which brings us to the newest addition, Total Crap.

As soon as I heard a remake of the 1990 sci-fi classic was being made, I cringed. I physically cringed. I realize that we are in the age of remakes, reboots and re-imagines. But come on! Did this film really need to be remade??? (To answer that rhetorical question: NO). It's one thing to remake, reboot or even re-imagine a film and give new life to it. It's another to remake for the sake of remaking. And after watching this film, it's apparent that the intent behind this venture was not only to remake the original, but to make it more action based. For shame, Len Wiseman. You ruined a perfectly good sci-fi film.

The film's storyline is similar to the original; a global war has devastated Earth leaving the remaining livable terrority divided into two - the Colony and The United Federation of Britain (UFB). A resistance is rising in the UFB that seeks to improve life in the Colony. Douglas Quaid (Farrell), a factory worker who travels from the Colony to the United Federation of Britain (UFB) daily for work, decides to visit Rekall - a company that implants artificial memories into people. After trying to implant "secret agent" memories into Quaid, it is discovered that he has real memories of being an agent. Quaid is ambushed by a SWAT team and kills them all before escaping. He returns home to his wife Lori (Beckinsale) to discover that she is an undercover UFB agent who has been assigned to monitor him. She attempts to kill him but he escapes, running into Melina (Biel) a woman from his recurring dream. Quaid embarks on a journey with Melina to find out who he really is and to stop the UFB from taking over the Colony.

The biggest difference between the two films is the lack of sci-fi incorporated in this remake. Gone are the strange travels between Earth and Mars, the mutants and crazy antics that ensue when you're dealing with other worldly creatures and territories. Again, the film was changed from a sci-fi genre to an action genre. Oy vey.

Total Recall reminded me a lot of Avatar; visually appealing but little substance. Acting was horrific. You know it's bad when you have Bill Nighy and Bryan Cranston as the supporting actors to the starring Farrell, Biel and Beckinsale (which of course means less screen time for Nighy and Cranston). Ugh. That was the first mistake made in this film - the casting. Surely they could have found someone better suited to play the role of Quaid. Keanu Reeves, Jason Statham, Kiefer Sutherland, hell even Vin Diesel would have been better in this role than Farrell. He lacks charisma. Which is a huge thing to be missing when you're the leading man. And talk about having no chemistry with his leading ladies! Though I am not a fan of Biel, she was decent in this role. Not much to work with, so this was not a difficult role for her to tackle. Beckinsale was the obvious standout in this film. I am not sure if that was because she has credibility as a female action star or simply because her husband was behind this film. I'd like to believe the former.

Final Verdict: Skip it. Waste of time. Watch the original. You can always rely on Arnold Schwarzenegger to make a film enjoyable. Even if you don't like the context of the film. Especially with quotes like "What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund?" and "Consider this a divorce". But for all those sci-fi fans out there who enjoyed the original film - this remake just does not make the grade.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Trailer Tuesdays - Pain and Gain

Welcome back to Trailer Tuesdays!

Why not start the new year off with a real stinker?

Check out the trailer for Pain and Gain, the new film by Michael Bay. (If that doesn't say stinker I don't know what does)


Seriously Mark Wahlberg. Is this what your acting career has come to?

Pain and Gain is based on a true story about a group of Florida steroid-abusing bodybuilders who become involved in an extortion ring and kidnapping plot that, yep you guessed it, goes wrong.

My first thought when watching this trailer was "what the hell is this supposed to be?". I can't decide if this film is supposed to be a comedy or an action or a little of both. Do I take it seriously? Then Rebel Wilson shows up and I realize there is no way this film can be taken seriously.

From this trailer, the film seems to have a serious identity crisis, and not just because it can't decide what genre it belongs to. The filming style is completely all over the place. But is that not the M.O. of Michael Bay? Shoot the film in a whole bunch of different styles, slap some big name actors to the cast, round it out with some shots of scantily clad women and have an explosion in every other scene and you're good to go!

But in all seriousness, I am really disappointed in Wahlberg for being a part of this film. Over the past few years, it seemed that he was making smarter choices about his film roles. But with this role, he seems to be digressing back to the 90s (both literally and metaphorically as this film takes place in the 90s) where he was "Marky Mark" and hardly anyone took him seriously. He has proven himself a formidable action star, who actually has some decent acting talent (in more serious roles such as Mickey Ward in The Fighter or Sean Dignamn in The Departed) and a likable comedic actor (he was downright hilarious in The Other Guys and Ted). In this role, he looks to be trying to combine the two genres he has conquered and it doesn't seem to be working.

The addition of Dwayne Johnson is not surprising - he takes whatever role is offered to him. Sometimes it works in his favour, most times it does not. Looks like another stinker to add to your stellar collection, Mr. Johnson.

Additions of Wilson and Ken Jeong to the supporting cast won't help save this film. It is written in the stars - this film will bomb. Sorry Wahlberg and Johnson. Even your decision to not take salaries and take back ends on the films profits was a mistake. You won't be seeing much in your pocket after this one.

Check out the film's official page here or the wikipedia page here.

Sgt. Sean Dignam

Monday, January 7, 2013

Django Unchained AKA Tarantino is a Genius


Django Unchained
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, and Leonardo DiCaprio
New Release Review

Arlaine's Review 
Very few filmmakers can create a well-rounded, well-thought out, captivating film. Many try and many fail. There are, however, an elite few who can maintain a high standard of film-making in every film they create. Quentin Tarantino is one of these filmmakers.

Django Unchained is the newest creation from the genius that is Tarantino. The last film Tarantino created (and I use the term "created" because Tarantino literally creates each film he puts out from the ground up) was 2009's Inglorious Basterds which became another one of Tarantino's masterpieces. However, this one was special - it garnered critical praise and box office success, becoming Tarantino's highest grossing film to date. It also earned eight Academy Award nominations with Christoph Waltz winning for Best Supporting Actor. Already praised by critics and audiences, Django Unchained is poised to join Tarantino's list of masterpieces.

Set in the Pre-Civil-War era of the deep south, the film stars Foxx as the title character, who has been separated from his wife, Broomhilda (Kerry Washington) when the two were sold to different slave owners. Django is freed by Dr. King Schultz (Waltz), a bounty hunter who enlists the former slave's help with locating the Brittle Brothers who once owned Django. Discovering that he is quite talented in his newly found profession, Schultz takes on Django as an apprentice and decides that he will help him reunite with his wife. The two partners find that Broomhilda's current owner is Calvin Candie (DiCaprio), a plantation owner who does not part with his slaves easily. Django and Schultz disguise themselves as slave owners and head on a journey to free Broomhilda.

What can I say about this film other than it is utter genius. Tarantino has an unbelievable knack for knowing exactly what needs to be incorporated in a film to make it work. He seamlessly combines all film genres (action, thriller, comedy, romance, etc) to make one wonderfully engaging film. The film is long - in true Tarantino fashion, it is more of an epic tale than a simple movie - running at 2 hours 45 minutes, but the story never drags. There is even an impromptu "gag" scene ala Mel Brooks to cut the tension of the heavy storyline.

Despite the controversy that surrounded the film (some claimed the depictions of racism and slavery were unrealistic and the heavy use of the "n-word" was unnecessary), critics and audiences have praised Tarantino's bold and daring film. He has a unique way of telling stories through film and each story he delivers is highly infectious. They become cult classics and produce some of the best work from its actors. Case in point: Waltz and DiCaprio.

Well-deserved Golden Globe nominations have already been awarded to both Waltz and DiCaprio for their scene-stealing performances in Django Unchained. Don't be surprised to see both actors receive Oscar nods for their roles in Tarantino's epic tale (which has earned three Golden Globe nominations including Best Director, Screenplay and Drama Motion Picture). Tarantino seems to have found another muse in Waltz; the pair's earlier collaboration earned Waltz his first Oscar along with numerous other industry awards. Although his performance in this film is just as stellar as his previous work in Inglorious Basterds, I believe it is DiCaprio who shines the brightest in his supporting role. Perhaps this will be the role that finally earns him a long-overdue Oscar. DiCaprio, who seems to be able to tackle any role he is offered, stands out once again in this film with this larger than life character who is both charismatic and brutal. One particular scene solidifies and truly demonstrates DiCaprio's acting chops - a dinner scene where he monologues his anger in discovering the truth about his guests. And showing his true talent, DiCaprio kept the scene going despite running into a situation that would have most actors yelling "CUT". (Check out this article on Yahoo! Movies to see what I mean). Now that's a real actor.

I would never have guessed it but the pairing of DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson was (for lack of a better word) genius. Those two had a remarkable amount of chemistry that exuded in every scene they had together.

Foxx was decent - although he did not stand out in this film (it's hard to do so with such other strong performances) he managed to keep up with the actors around him. He was the best choice for this role as I honestly can't see anyone else being able to portray this character so well. He was, however, given some great lines and he runs with it. ("Django. The 'd' is silent").

Final Verdict: See it. NOW. A great film overall. Nothing to complain about on this one. Tarantino strikes gold with another great story and great cast. Even if you don't generally like Tarantino's style (he can be too bloody, gory and in-your-face for some), try to look past that and pay attention to the story he is telling. You won't be disappointed.

Christine's Review
Wow, way to leave me tons to talk about Arlaine...

As has been said, Django Unchained is a movie that makes the audience work: it's witty, violent, and a little on the long side. Let me be clear up front: I am not as huge a fan of Tarantino as Arlaine. I feel that lately he's been stuck in the rut of the "Revenge Fantasy" story only set in different locations. We've seen this before and without the utterly captivating performances from Christoph Waltz and Leonardo DiCaprio respectively, I would not have enjoyed this movie half as much.

I truly believe that Waltz will win an Academy Award for his performance as Dr. King Schultz, the dentist-turned-bounty-hunter who frees Django. I couldn't take my eyes off him whenever he was on the screen. Waltz, like Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs before him, has found a way to take the Tarintinian dialogue and make it sound effortless and natural. It's as though the characters are just riffing on the topic (Madonna, tipping, the morality of a foreign man who abhorrs slavery owning a slave, and bounty hunting) and are just that interesting. Waltz is playing a German character in Schultz so he is able to keep his natural accent which, I believe, adds to the performance. The unusual phrasing and almost stiff formality of Schultz's speech continually reminds us that, like Django, he too is an outsider in America (albeit a different sort).

**Minor Spoilers Ahead**

Having seen several of Q's movies I had an idea of the violence I could expect in Django Unchained. What I Didn't expect was a truly horrific scene where a slave is killed by dogs to be given such respect by the director. The comical, cartoonish, blood-spurting wounds of Tarantino films has been replaced with a realistic and decidedly un-funny depiction of a gruesome death. I'm not sure if it's because we needed to see how far Django would go to maintain his character of a mandingo fight expert in order to find and free his wife or if Tarantino wanted to remind the audience that we're all watching a movie about slavery and it really did happen in the USA. By placing this scene in the middle of the story it functions as a foil to the other violence in the movie and heightens the revenge Django exacts during the final blood-soaked and bullet-filled act. Am I over-thinking it? Or am I being too sensitive to the blood and guts style of fighting?

**Spoilers Over**

Final Verdict: If you're a fan of other Tarantino movies then you're probably going to like Django Unchained. But, if you're at all on the fence about his storytelling and visual style, it might be best to wait for the DVD.

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